Dr. Jackson Crawford on Twitter

I'm going to watch videos on Twitter all day that speak in broad generalizations to make a funny point and then I'm going to explain why they're wrong

I'm not in any huge hurry but get the Hell out of the way what are you kidding me

Years ago we were transcribing a poet's handwritten letters. One scrawled passage nobody could figure out, but then I did. Of course I pretended it was no big deal, that I was just lucky. That's when I knew I needed the private sector to toughen me up.

Only when I proved I could be responsible did my parents let me have my first humidifier.