How ’bout a little satire, Scarecrow?
I asked a number of my friends who they thought was the biggest homophobe in contemporary American politics. Virtually all of them said: “Well, you’ve got plenty to choose from, but….”
So two-step to this, Greg Abbott, misGovernor of Texas, Homophobe-in-Chief.
Legal queer-bashing is still queer-bashing.
The Queer-Basher’s Polka
(To the tune of: In Heaven, There is No Beer)
In Heaven, there are no queers;
that’s why we bash ’em here.
